Wherein Our Heroes deliberate on dense MLS defending, John Terry’s Lilliputian shin pads, and how you can book outings with Jermain Defoe’s family. Also, Serge gnabs the illustrious Haircut of the Week. 

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Wherein Our Heroes pontificate on Chelsea’s definitely fully-qualified new touchline duo. Also, Jamie Vardy takes one in the midriff, story time with Ross Barkley and Balotelli gets all the plaudits…and parking citations. 

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Wherein Our Heroes, in the tradition of bildungsroman, ruminate on FIFA propaganda films, play Nostradamus and hand out the first ever Joseph Anthony Barton Award (for excellence in the field of douchebaggery). Please collect your Tesco gift card, Jamie Vardy.

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Wherein The Young Gaffers are born and begin their journey to football podcasting supremacy. Adam discusses TIFOs in NYC and Jason expostulates on doctors thrown under buses. 

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